Night of the Bloody Transplant
Starring Dick Grimm
& Cal Seeley. Directed by David W. Hanson.
Shot
in Michael Moore's home town of Flint, Michigan, NIGHT
OF THE BLOODY TRANSPLANT (1970) is a real 'hamateur'
effort in every hilarious sense of the word. With local
non-actors given to broadsides and mugging, and staging
that seems more like 'stay on your mark' rather than 'move
and hit your mark,' it is a real product and by-product
of its era.
Starring 'Dick Grimm' (and your Johnson would be pretty
sour too if you'd just read it this inane script), NIGHT
OF THE BLOODY TRANSPLANT aka THE TRANSPLANT is
the old mad scientist cadaver caper story, only juiced
up with modern variations like folks working in their
basements rather than gothic castles. Presumably this
is to lessen the attention drawn to the deviant scientist's
experiments, but in actuality, it lends
itself pretty well to the non-budget for obvious reasons
("hey, we can just shoot in my basement, gang!").
The real star is not the 'shock medical footage' that
is cheesily grafted into the film in one long, ultimately
clinical sequence -- very obviously purchased from a training
film company for surgical students -- but the depressed,
gray-washed urban landscapes of Flint, Michigan.
If you think it looked bad in Moore's seminal films like
ROGER AND ME, wait'll you see the way director David W.
Hanson makes the Detroit wannabe city look. It's nothing
but lurid, paint-peeling motels with waiting prostitutes,
fleabag bars with black narrow entry doors, and seedy,
flag-draped used car dealerships. 
All are shot monotone in color, like some sequence out
of SKY CAPTAIN & THE WORLD OF TOMORROW. But whereas
SKY CAPTAIN's look was carefully created using c.g.i.
for maximum desaturation of image, here you get the 'real
raw deal' goods minus any computer enhancement.
Like
TAXI DRIVER captures New York's underside, so NIGHT
OF THE BLOODY TRANSPLANT renders Flint as one
hellish place to survive, missing organs or not. --
Notes by Doctor Butcher, M.D. (Medical
Deviant).
What
Critics Say:
"Amateur
film about a doctor who performs an illegal heart transplant
only to have his drunken brother botch it. Film features
actual open-heart surgery footage, as well as scenes of
body painting and performance art." -- Keath, IMDB
"There is an extended dancing stripper scene... Edits
are well done. Frequently one scene blends to another.
Example: A bloody bathtub cuts to a floor being painted
by a nearly nude performance artist. Yes
there are some killings by a paranoid psychotic and evil
doings by the surgeon... do not confuse this movie with
the well loved NIGHT OF THE BLOODY APES, which also deals
with heart transplants and shows real life footage of
surgery." -- horrorbargainbin, IMDB
"In a strange way, it's highly watchable. Check out the
60's hairstyles, clothing and music as well as the semi-nudity
and cheap gore. There is also a stripper, body painting
and performance art... For all my drug-crazed sensibilities
I actually liked this dog."-- CRITICAL CONDITION
"Another discovery in lost Z-grade material!"
-- Jason Atwood, IMDB
Like this flick? See also:
ATOM
AGE VAMPIRE;
BARN
OF THE BLOOD LLAMA; CREATURE
OF THE WALKING DEAD
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Night
of the Demon
Directed by James
C. Wasson.
In
the sub-genre of monster flicks known as Cine du Sasquatch,
NIGHT OF THE DEMON (1980) is a true rarity
-- an example of the "savage bigfoot" flick.
Only tantalizing glimpses of such savagery had been cinematically
hinted at in such pioneering efforts as THE LEGEND OF BOGGY
CREEK, CREATURE
FROM BLACK LAKE and SASQUATCH:
THE LEGEND OF BIGFOOT. Whereas those
efforts primarily used the creature's offscreen menace to
create scares (smart given their cheese-o-rama costumes),
this flick shows you the monster full on and in 'monster
slow mo' ala that nadir of bad 70's t.v. making THE SIX
MILLION
DOLLAR MAN (six mil sounds like a steal in the era of Enron,
but that's another type of horror movie).
Despite or because of its American origins, NIGHT
OF THE DEMON was banned in
the U.K., W. Germany and Norway. In England under the rule
of Thatcher, it gained notoriety as one of an elite group
deemed so verboten Brits could not (and presumably can still
not) own, rent or view them. That's right, under their version
of Reagan in drag, it became a thought crime to view certain
movies and video stores (mostly independent ones, natch)
were routinely raided and their owners carted off to the
stony lonesome for renting the so-branded "video
nasties." The banning put
NIGHT
OF THE DEMON
right alongside such fare as ANDY WARHOL'S FRANKENSTEIN
and H.G. Lewis' BLOOD FEAST, a mark of dubious distinction
which it does not betray upon viewing.
It's very easy to see why Thatcher had her knickers in a
wad where
NIGHT
OF THE DEMON
is concerned. Not since TAXI DRIVER or ROLLING THUNDER (both
non-coincidentally written by a young Paul Schrader) had
cinema seen such a bloodbath finale. Think of it as THE
WILD BUNCH ending but with a bunch of college students so
idiotic you wonder aloud what accredited university accepted
them for study -- Slaughter U., perhaps?
Many, many reviews of
NIGHT
OF THE DEMON
fault the production values and acting. These are fair in
one sense compared to a Hollywood multi-million spectacular
(one assumes with some assurance at least this was not the
budget for this independently shot effort). But by indie
horror flick standards,
NIGHT
OF THE DEMON
is remarkably well-shot and well-lit, with clear care put
into the lighting set-ups to make maximum use of what is
a clearly strained budget. In this sense, it stylistically
resembles many of Dario Argento's earliest flicks, which use color gels and lighting
pools as much if not more of the film's character than the
characters themselves.
The acting is pretty dreadful. Hate to say it, but that's
what it gives it that nightmarish quality on top of the
nightmarish quality. It's as if you are stuck in the middle
of out-takes from WAITING FOR GUFFMAN in a fevered trance,
unable to wake up, as the imagery is slowly transformed
into a series of bloody bigfoot attacks, each upping the
ante of sheer shock from the previous, culminating in the
now infamous ending.
It's this power to shock that is what is enduringly refreshing
about
NIGHT
OF THE DEMON.
Not in the bloody FRIDAY THE 13TH manner, but more akin
to the aforementioned works. The hyper-stylization of the
violence becomes so, so... 'kabuki'-ized (for want of a
better word)... that it becomes a kind of meditation on
screen violence itself. No joke, it is this sly, subversive
quality that makes NIGHT
OF THE DEMON's
kinship not HARRY & THE HENDERSONS,
but Grand Guignol itself. By at once going for the jugular
and allowing it to overly bleed, a strange, horrific laughter
is produced in most viewers not so squeamish they find the
entire effort too disturbing to endure.
Like THE EVIL DEAD and other cult flicks, NIGHT
OF THE DEMON wants -- demands
-- the viewer subsume his impulse to "look away" and/or
stop watching altogether. In this sense, it succeeds no
matter the budget or lack thereof, no matter the stars or
no-names, because it refuses to conform to the very conventions
you expect from such an effort, constantly subverting and
assaulting the said expectations like a sack
of wet 'Squatch shit tossed smack dab in your deviant face.
It's as if the flickmaker is daring you to sneer and condescend
to the material, because -- if you're honest and watch it
all the way through -- you'll have to admit that despite
the childish storyline,
NIGHT
OF THE DEMON
conjures demons aplenty by simple invocation of telling
a scary story well around a raging campfire of horror.
WARNING! Reviewed
is the uncut version, so to speak, of this hard-to-find
cult classic. Viewers and addicts of this flick know of
the hilarious "Bigfoot ripping off a stoner motorcyclist's
cock" sequence is one of the flick's high 'lowlights.' Alas,
it was also the first sequence to be trimmed from the flick
when it was first released in some video formats due to
the British controversy.
Joking aside, NIGHT
OF THE DEMON
is an ultra-violent
movie and not recommended for anyone save Bigfoot enthusiasts
and cine-sadists. --
Notes by Ben Tramer.
What
Critics Say:
"Purchase
worthy... rare." -- PSYCHOTIC EPISODES
"Beg(s) for late night wasted viewing." -- LIGHTS
FADE, UK
"Best and bloodiest Bigfoot movie ever made."-- BURIED
HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS
"A surprisingly creepy and bizarre film."-- DR.
GEOFF'S HORROR HOUSE
Like this flick? See also:
CREATURE
FROM BLACK LAKE;
MANBEAST;
SNOWBEAST;
SASQUATCH,
THE LEGEND OF BIGFOOT
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Nightmare
Castle
aka Amanti
d'oltretomba aka The Faceless Monster
aka Lovers Beyond the Tomb aka
Night of the Doomed aka Orgasmo.
Starring Barbara Steele, Paul Müller, Helga Liné
& Laurence Clift. Directed by Mario Caiano.
As
a journeyman script writer, I had the pleasure once to
meet Dan Curtis of DARK SHADOWS fame. I was more than
flattered to be there at all, especially being considered
as worthy as a screenwriter to Mr. Curtis when I knew
and he both that past writers he's worked with (such as
Richard Matheson) were galaxies beyond my fledgling abilities.
A simple courtesy extended from one pro to a hopeful one
means a lot when you're starting out, so naturally, I
was impressed. Equally memorable for me, however, was
that none other than Barbara Steele was also present during
our first meeting!
It was uncanny how her distinctive eyes are in real life.
In the meeting, I kept noticing how you could always feel
her luminous orbs glowing in your direction. You'd sneak
a peak to flatter yourself that she's actually looking,
but then those dark, bottomless irises reveal nothing.
Her own reaction remains inscrutable and mysterious. Now
that's a star in the best sense of the
word, and tells you why she worked with Fellini in none
other than 8 1/2!
And hey, memory never failing on this detail, I will truly
never forget how resplendent she appeared as she reclined
comfortably on her luxurious sofa. I felt like I was in
the room with a true-life Queen... of the Cine
Damned, at least!
Besides flattering myself with this recollection at having
the pleasure of such great company (however briefly),
the main reason I belabor such trivia is to prove a point
from personal as well as cinematic experience:
while Ms. Steele may be in many otherwise uninteresting
pictures through no fault of her own, when they're showing
pictures of Ms. Steele, the screen is always alive with
her brooding presence.
In fact, we fans of Barbara Steele always wondered why
the producers of her various cult flix never used her
more throughout their epics. Instead, the prevailing pattern
was to have her be a witch/cheating wife/etc. who is burned/killed
and then returns to exact revenge as a witch/temptress/etc.
This sounds like a lot of screen time for Ms. Steele,
but invariably, it meant she was killed off in the opening
scenes and you had to wait until the final reel or two
to see her finally resurrected and bring "life"
back to the flick at hand.
NIGHTMARE CASTLE (1965) is happily at
least a minor exception to the above rule of abbreviated
screen time and with a Peter Sellers-esque twist: this
time, Steele plays both an evil raven-haired wife tortured
to death for infidelity by
her psychotically jealous husband and then later a morose,
blonde version of the same character who is slowly being
possessed by the dead Bad Barbara. It actually plays a
lot like BEWITCHED when Samantha has it out with her wicked
twin sister (talk about male fantasies!), as the sedate
blonde wig job gives way to wild-eyed Barbara's magnificent
black mane, all akimbo like she just got through... killing
some bloke, heh heh.
On it's own two feet, NIGHTMARE CASTLE
is formulaic, but like most efforts in the era, it enjoys
incredibly good production design, well-lit sets and in
this case Ennio Morricone doing the score. For
the uninitiated, be advised: there is a strong flavor
of sadism and lingering voyeurism to these efforts. They
are of course tame by HBO standards of today or the razor
blade "Stuck in the Middle (with You)" sequence
from RESEVOIR DOGS, and yet, at the same time, curiously
they remain more intense in that they are artistically
rendered in long takes and with an unflinching sense of
taboo-breaking peeping tom' ism. This is so unlike the
visual bombardment via computer effects and fast cutting
one receives today in all movies that it truly makes
the horror more intense in these older efforts.
This is because the human characters are not reduced a
priori by an idiotic "concept" wagging
the cinedog. Result, ala PSYCHO, is that the suffering
and horror the characters undergo is more psychologically
disturbing because there is no "c.g.i." release
valve. Nor is there any secure knowledge the horror will
cut away in less than a second, as today's horror flix
do to maintain their PG-13 or R rating. Nope, they were
laboring under no such restraints, so as a result, they
are actually
much more unsettling even by today's jaded standards.
Fans who may be wondering how Ms. Steele has been doing
as of late need not worry. Her latest credit as associate
producer is none other than the current mega-hit QUEER
EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY. As Barbara Steele's amazing
career demonstrates: the "eyes" have it! ;)
--
Notes by Dr. Tarr.
What
Critics Say:
"While certainly not up to the level of Steele's
work with the masterful Mario Bava, this is a worthwhile
effort. NIGHTMARE CASTLE finds its greatest
success in showing the beautiful horror
icon in as many extreme situations and personas as possible."
-- T.V. GUIDE.com
"Starts
off with cinematic guns ablazin!!... Steele and her
lover are chained to a lab wall, and given a slow, grimy,
painful death via horrible surgical instruments. These
scenes, disturbing as hell, remind one of crime scene
photos of Lizzie Borden or Jack The Ripper." --
Glenn Andreiev, IMBD.com
"Represents
at the height of what is now regarded as the golden
age of Italian horror cinema... charming English dubbing.
Although I'd like to see the Italian version of the
film, it's hard to believe that an exchange like the
following could be improved in any other language, unless,
perhaps, it were translated by computer:
MURIEL:
I'm going to rid you of your vulgar ways and replace
them with others much more subtle and refined.
DAVID: I don't understand you.
MURIEL: It doesn't matter.
I
look forward to seeing it several more times."
-- Chris Fujiwara, IMAGES
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